greenseer:

the cool t hing about bowling AUs is that you can just be like “imagine [character] bowling” and thats…the whole joke. thats sufficient. like: imagine stannis baratheon bowling. i dont need to add anything to that

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myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

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dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

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phantomofthebookstore:

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

Yeah okay but consider this: rob a pet store. Free fuckin puppies and food for them.

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snaps7:

magnetocerebro:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice

 (via thankyouforyourcooperation)

And then a very detailed letter from Sirius explaining to Harry 101 ways to beat someone in a duel and a list of useful hexes

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nellyfg:

New picture for The Battle Of The Five Armies !!

Source

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dreaminghermione:

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

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enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

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aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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cleromancy:

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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