the office meme: [1/5] running gags - michael hating toby
THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
- HOT SHOWERS.
- THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
- TIGHT HUGS.
- CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
- FOREHEAD KISSES.
- WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.
“My son. How could I have made a son like that, Ned?”
“He’s only a boy,” Ned said awkwardly. He had small liking for Prince Joffrey, but he could hear the pain in Robert’s voice. “Have you forgotten how wild you were at his age?”
“It would not trouble me if the boy was wild, Ned. You don’t know him as I do.”
#i don’t expect you to like joff #i don’t like joff #he’s dreadful #but it’s useful to remember #that he’s the product of a perfect storm of lannister ambition and baratheon anxious masculinity #joff is westerosi politics #personified
I’m not your enemy Derek. Not anymore.
Yeah, you are. You and Allison.
Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
Sophie Turner, Emmys’ Game of Thrones panel
I will never get over how badly she won that one.
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
This has been a advertisement for Colgate.
And now, the Weather.