Lauren Cooper meets The Queen (x)
THE BALLS THAT WOMAN HAS
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.
Can each of you say something in French, please? [x]
why do people not talk about the potter family cat like come on
just imagine lily coming home with it one day and james is just too overwhelmed by lily’s “james pleaseeee can we keep it” face so he says yes
and then he falls in love with the kitty and names it, like, elvendork because hey, it’s a unisex name
and sirius had an extremely violent war with the cat from day one that has ended in fires, claw marks, intense staredowns and now sirius isn’t allowed to be in the same room with the cat
remus and the cat-that-is-totally-named-elvendork are total cuddle buddies and whenever remus crashes at james’ house post-full moon, elvendork has a permanent spot in the crook of remus’ arm
and the cat never fucking liked peter
What if Arthur had survived the finale, can you imagine his first dragon flight like
100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds
this is actually the most amazing thing i watched it twice
Oh snap, this is brilliant!
I’ve watched this video so many times I love it a lot.
Oh hot reservoir, this is my marmalade
Sorta loving the bit in the forties where the guy wanders off for a few seconds.
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
I watched it all and what the heck I want to cleanse my soul wahhh
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF
this whole post is full of cute omg