shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

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sammax88:

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug-Extended Edition Trailer

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akkeyroomi:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

WHY AM I SO AMUSED

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stevenatasha:

get to know me meme: 5 favorite pairings [3/5] → steve x natasha

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tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

The worst one was when I was in the mosque and I had a niqab on and some guy thought I was his WIFE and was like come on I parked the car a few roads away so we have to walk

I walked for a minute and then realised I wasn’t married

Stop reblogging my shame

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undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

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merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments

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Doctor Who series 8 + text posts

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"You say you want to be king -
so when I burn your kingdom down, I’ll make sure
you’re still chained to the throne."

—'this queen is not a pawn in your arsenal'(d.s.)
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stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

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huffy-lemon:

Some of my favorite text posts part 2

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